hemi


a semi erect p-n-s which occurs as a result of s-xual arousal from looking at another man.
“the locker room shower was a tough place for him to hide his hemi.”
term used by those in the gay community to describe a, supposed, heteros-xual man’s erection provoked by h-m–erotic thoughts, situations or other stimuli.
“he says he’s as straight as a die but his hemi showed through his pants a mile away.”
a nice engine but is not what it used to be.
yeah man, that hemi tore some sh-t, but then i bought a lt1 and now im twice as fast
a semi erect p-n-s which occurs as a result of s-xual arousal from looking at another man.
the locker room shower was a tough place for him to hide his hemi.
a guy in the closet’s erection from looking at another guy.
all the men hid their hemis when i strode into the room.
nickname for a powerful chrysler v8 engine from the 1960s that had a hemispherical combustion chamber. the name has since been trademarked by chrylser and applied to a new, 345 horsepower v8 that does not have the characteristic hemispherical heads. the new engine is not really a hemi; daimlerbenz, the owners of chrysler and dodge, wanted a name that would convey the power of the new engine so they picked hemi.

the copyrighted term hemi and the accompanying engine have been marketed with a series of commercials featuring actor jon reep.
q: that thing got a hemi in it?
a: well, if you mean, does it have the new, 345 horsepower chrysler v8, then yes. but if you mean, does it have the legendary mopar v8 characterized by hemispherical combustion chambers, then no, this thing does not have a hemi in it.
an abbreviation for the medical term hemroid.
that thing got a hemi?

nope, but i sure as h-ll do!

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