Hemmelgarn


a last name which has the meaning of heavenly sky. they’re like the gods of last names. hemmelgarn’s are very hick. very lovable people. they have a lot of family get togethers. almost all of them own a truck. they especially love nanimo bars!
look at that group of hemmelgarns over there aren’t they so godly?
uh-oh jack hemmelgarn got out on those c–ns again.
she’s so lovable she must be one of those hemmelgarns

store owner: i’m out of nanimo bars, again.
clerk: yeah a rush of hemmelgarn’s came through.
store owner: oh!

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