Hemminger


a morbidly obese and hairy man who craves bacon and encased meats. they are typically found near music venues drinking craft beer.
also known to be extremely lazy and termed as a “bear” in the h-m-s-xual community.
i need to clean up. i feel like a hemminger.

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