Hemmingwaying


the act of putting the barrel of your favorite shotgun in your mouth, and pulling the trigger with your big toe, just like ernest hemmingway
“have you ever thought about suicide?”

“yes.”

“really? how were you going to do it?”

“i was thinking about hemmingwaying myself.”

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