Hemofart
a p-ssage of gas so severe that it leaves the farter wounded and bleeding, and any other person in the area crying for medical -ssistance. calling it a shart would be insulting to the hemofart—like calling shaq “mini me”. to p-ss a hemofart requires a perfect confluence of detestable hygiene, bad eating habits, and a sweaty, giant, cottage cheese -ss. a hemofart does not just happen, it is something that builds over a period of days, months or even years of poor digestive health. unchecked by clothing, a true hemofart can coat a wall 10’ away with a mixture of blood, excrement, sweat and hepat-tis.
cory, a 400 pound crack addict, woke up in a gutter in tijuana after 3 days of gambling, binge drinking and eating from garbage dumpsters. his stomach was gurgling like a drowning bear. before he could get to a bathroom, a m-ssive hemofart tore from his -ss, blowing out the seat of his pants and coating 10 square yards of sidewalk with unspeakable vileness.
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