Hemroid
basically, a swollen blood vessel on your -ss.
the hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.
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n. small abrasions on the -n-s which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. used to say someone is mad
dude ur dad has the f-cking roids
when ur intestines hang out ur -ss and cause alot of pain
d-mn that hemroid i had hurt i think i p-ssed out from the -ss pain
a driver that will not get off your -ss.
i sure am glad that hemroid turned off, i was tired of him riding my -ss.
the things that dangle off of daddy’s -ss and bleed when he takes a sh-t.
sure, son, i’d love to go to your baseball ga-oh my hemroids!
a hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. it might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. if you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, i think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.
kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.
a person who is a pain in the -ss.
bill: mark can be such a douche.
steve: yea, that kid is such a hemroid.
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