hen fap
hen fap is:
1) what kanye says in golddigger
2) easy on the tongue
3) whatever is necessary; i.e. shmoolike
4) a nonsequitur with longer legs than i thought.
5) a reference to a random onion article birthed over at the late aja/dante
6) apparently an excellent way to really make people upset which is very odd as hen fap is most decidedly:
7) pure, unadorned love
“where’s your hen fap” – bas-m-nt jaxx
a handjob from a chicken
“we want hen fap! (it’s some hen that you need to fap)” – kanye west
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