Hep G
hep g is a disease caused by getting too close to anyone covered in glitter. it is spread socially. do not hug anyone with hep g, as you will become infected yourself.
trey — what’s the matter with your head?
they spray painted my head with glitter.
shame about the hep g…it was nice knowing you.
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