Herbert Moon
a extremely racist character from the popular western themed video game, red dead redemption.
he constantly talks in third person.
he can be located in a town called armadillo, he runs the general store.
please note that said general store does not sell his famous
“jew traps”.
“i don’t like jews. or colored folk. or natives, now that you mention it…i bet you like catholics. can’t stand them either. nor women, fabians, socialists, h-m-s-xuals, asians, or british.”
— quote from herbert moon
herbert moon may be found randomly fighting native americans in the forest. this usually ends with him getting shot.
herbert usually shouts “i’m herbert mooooooon!!!” whenever appropriate. to him, anyway. these occasions include, but are not limited to:
being robbed
threatened at knife/gunpoint
while burning to death
after catching you cheating at poker.
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