Hermafadies
a mysterious and magestic being. hermafadies is said to be the god of goats. his glowing irises burn with intensity such as the yellow sun. his musclar yet vibrant hooved legs allow him to travel for miles in a blink of an eye. his first sighting was in saudi arabia; were he fed many saudi arabians with his enchanted breast milk. daily offerings, such as corn and honey, will please hermafadies, he shall appear and cleanse thy unwashed minds.
“traveling across the harsh desert; i had nothing to survive but the turbin on my head and the enchanted milk given to me by hermafadies; i owe my life to him/her”
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