Hermanasaurus
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this lesser known dinosaur is a member of the tyrannosaurus family, in the sense that creepy uncle ted is a member of your family. this dinosaur is know to jump onto things it cannot handle, and has a very c-cky att-tude. this dinosaur was built just tall enough to blow its father, the tyrannosaurus, and is well known for this blowing skill.
son: mommy, what is in my toy hermanasaurus’ mouth?
mother: tommy, thats a p-n-s.
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