Hermins
a rare disease where your p-n-s becomes plastic.you can get this by many ways, but the most common is s-x with another man. it starts off as a common cold but can also start off with a severe pain in the genital region. as it progresses you notice you that you cant feel your p-n-s anymore. then after two to three weeks, your p-n-s falls off. this disease has no cure so if you get it youre screwed.
person 1: hey man have you heard from koontz yet. i heard he has a cold.
person 2: dude are you r-t-rded its not a cold its the hermins.
person 1: what!!! the hermins!!! you cant be serious.
person 2: yeah thank g-d he does. now he will shut up about how big his p-n-s is.
person 1: oh i guess your right. thank g-d for the hermins.
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