Herp Derp


an expression used when a person, or yourself, has done somthing extremely stupid and dopey
person 1: dude, i just hit my head on the door.
person 2: herp derp.
another way of saying duh.
stacey: i ordered the food, it will be here in 10 minutes.
louise: okay when will it be here?
stacey:herpderpderpderpdurrrr.
the answer for every physics problem according to idiot hipsters that think they are so cool
q: what is the force of gravity?
a: herp-derp
teacher: you’re a moron
a rage face showing expression of dumbness or suprising.
hey, look, it’s the herp derp face!
a word used for complete randomness.
alex: i’m bored. herpderp.
herpderp is the smell of herpadermis.
being able to smell ones face in the case they have herpes of the face.

the process of facial screening before s-xual intercourse of the face
“i had to herpderp her face with my tongue to make sure she was clean
abe harrington!
my boyfriend, abe, is a herp derp!

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