Herp Derping


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.
man-“last night i saw jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!”

womana-“i love herp derping!”
womanb-“me too! it’s so tasty!”

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