Herpenialist
used to describe someone who is in denial over his or her herpes or downplays them. though a large blister on the corner of their mouth appears, they will demote it to a “canker sore” all the while telling you it is not contagious. do not leave any open cups around this person, as they may drink out of it without giving it a second thought and thus spread the virus. herpenialists are most contagious at the bar. they may attempt to make-out with you in complete disregard to any lesions affecting their oral regions.
ralph: mich-lle told me that her blistered lower lip was from drinking too much orange juice.
dan: you can’t trust her, she’s a herpenialist. she had a huge sore on the side of her face last month. how do you explain that?
ralph: sh-t, i made out with her at the bar last night!!
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