Herpesvia Alm


the ancient law invoked when one transmits a venereal disease to a loved one/family member. the punishment typically includes public shaming, informing of offender’s friends that he/she is a dirty b-tch, requiring an std test and barring of further contact with the victim.
have you heard about elisha? apparently she caught the clap from this new guy she was dating, then her sister invoked herpesvia alm and destroyed his social life.

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