Herpily Derpily
fun way of saying herpes, which is a nasty std that’s with you for life.
situation 1:
bob: ew, what’s that on your lip?
ted: i got the herpily derpily
bob: nasty
situation 2:
doc: i’m sorry mr. clod but i’m afraid you have the herpily derpilies
mr. clod: oh noe!!
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