herring


one who posseses red/pink/orange hair
jarrad is the biggest herring, his hair could stop traffic.
an expert lumberjacks’ tool to chop trees
you must chop the largest tree in all the forest with a herring!
afro’d white man with an unhealthy interest in children, and asian p-rn.
epically fails at guitar and most social situations.
‘id watch it if i were you, you’ve had a herring following you all the way from school’

‘there’s a herring with a telescope in that window’

‘stop trying to do something you suck at, your being such a herring’

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