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1: n. germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 a.d.

2: adj. pertaining to germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 a.d. barbaric.

3: n. an unclean individual who attempts to portray himself as hypermasculine. predominant in 1980s u.s.a. common traits include dirty mullet hairstyle, pathetic facial hair, tight fitting acid-washed jeans, black vintage metal tee (cut-off sleeves optional), and “ticking-timebomb” demeanor. hobbies include stealing bikes, metal, and whoopin’ -ss. a h-sh-r.

4: adj. of or pertaining to a h-sh-r.
1: the hessians helped the british fight against the u.s. during the revolutionary war.

2: in a hessian manner, the savage devoured his meal in under sixty seconds.

3: don’t mess with that hessian. he’ll go apesh-t and gnash his tooth.

4: he released his hessian aggression not through stomping a mudhole in your -ss, but by shredding a bad-ss guitar solo even dave mustaine would envy.
that guy at the show who shouts “slayer” repeatedly, holds a beer in one hand in the pit, and takes off his shirt fifteen minutes into the first band’s set.
i wanted to go to the dying fetus show but quickly decided against it because i knew that there would be too many hessians there.
1) a person who is proud of being a fan of heavy metal music. a headbanger.

2) german soldiers from the state of hesse who were hired by britain to fight in the american revolution
i was at a slayer show last night and there were a lot of hessians there.

george washington sure knew hoe to kick some hessian -ss!
a long-haired individual that listens to heavy metal music, circa-1980 to 1990’s.
i saw a group of hessians congregating in the parking lot.
rocker, stoner, f-dude or f-chick type.

ok, come on guys we all know the “germanic mercenary fighters” definition but this is urban-dictionary not websters history cl-ss! if you don’t know the urban meaning then leave it to the professionals.

this term was widely used during the 80s to denote a white-trash stoners or rockers and yes most of them did have dime-bags, mullets and ac-dc tee-shirts!

they typically listened to ac-dc, van halen, bon jovi and early metalica.
dude! did you see all the hessians in the park playing hackysack?

i saw a hessian with the sweetest knee-high moccasins. i need to get a pair of those babies.
a grungy, if not outright dirty metalhead who wears combat boots, ripped up stone-washed jeans, long greasy hair, and can be found at starter-metal concerts and metalcore shows.
i kicked these three hessians in the head when i was in the dance pit.
someone who lives in hesse, a german state. being a real “hessian” means you’re uber german. everyone who has seen sleepy hollow knows that.
mr. i: i am hessian
mrs. p: oh…does that mean you’re a strange metalhead who doesn’t wash himself?
mr. i: no! it meanst that i am living in hesse near frankfurt!
mrs. p: sorry, didn’t want to insult you.
mr. i: to late! i’ll come at night and cut yout head of!!!!

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