Het-a-poof
heteros-xual male equivalent to f-g-bangle. ie. a straight man who hangs out with gays and provides ‘het-help’, like opening jars, chopping wood, or lighting barbecues.
“dude is joe a f-ggot now? he’s been around those ket-a-poofs a h-ll of a lot”
“nah man he’s just their het-a-poof”
“f-ck that’s gay”
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