hetero-fag
a completely straight person that looks, sounds, and acts completely gay
beiber: “baby, baby, baby, ohhh…..”
me: “dam, you are such an effin hetero-f-g.”
beiber: “honey, don’t be all jealous on me now. i’ll bend and snap your -ss.”
me: “girl-boy-thing, please.”
a heteros-xual f-g. “f-g” originally was/is an offensive and hateful term for a (mostly male) h-m-s-xual, the word has evolved much like the terms “moron” or “idiot” which originally meant a medically handicapped person, but is now a widely used term for a stupid person (and not considered offensive to mentally handicapped persons. the word r-t-rded is now going through that same change, and will within a generation most likely not be considered offensive to the mentally challenged). the actual word “heterof-g” is not used, but is simply shortened to f-g. hard to precisely define, but kinda like a tool.
“do you know bob?”
“yeah, he’s a f-g.”
“he’s gay?”
“no, he’s got a girlfriend. he’s just a f-g.”
“what’s a heterof-g?”
“a person who’s a f-g, but who may or may not be h-m-s-xual.”
“well what do you mean by f-g then? if you’re not talking hatefully about a gay person?”
“closest thing would be a tool. you know a f-g when they’re being a f-g”.
straight acting h-m-s-xual male.
wow! he’s such a heterof-g!
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