heteroception
“heteros-xual exception.” when a person who identifies as gay or lesbian falls for someone of the opposite s-x, the object of his or her affection is that person’s heteroception.
see also h-m-ception.
1. miranda identifies as gay, but when she met greg, he became her heteroception.
2. “i know you’re not really into girls, but couldn’t you make a heteroception just this once?”
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