heterosexual lifemate
1) your straight best friend
2) your partner in crime
3) your sidekick
“my name is jay and this is my heteros-xual lifemate, silent bob”
jay and silent bob
your closest platonic friend.
chris and johnny b are always together.
but that’s cool.
they are heteros-xual lifemates.
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