HEY bruise
the bruise you notice on your upper arm(s) in the morning after a drinking binge with friends. comes from said drunken friends poking you in the arm repeatedly whilst trying to get your attention.
d-ckie: hey dj (poking arm), check out that raider touch down!
dj: dammit d-ckie, now i’m gonna wake up tomorrow with another d-mnable hey bruise!
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