Hey Kiddo


a phrase, used occasionally when greeting, someone within a close proximity to your own age (1 day-1 year).
used more frequently by a non-relative when greeting a (friend’s possibly) child.
katie: (to jeff) “hey kiddo”
jeff: “oh shut the h-ll up i’m only 3 weeks younger than you”
katie: “still f-cking younger kiddo”

or

old guy: “hey kiddo” (some form of annoying touching i.e. cheek pinch)
teenager: “wtf?!?!”

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