HFAS Day


‘hurt’n for a squirt’n day

a day of celebration when a couple first had intercourse. also used for when two people first banged, got it in, had s-x, etc. this excludes oral s-x and must involve p-n-s and v-g-n- penetration and/or p-n-s and -n-l penetration. can also include the first time a strap on is used for v-g-n- and/or -n-l penetration. usually highly celebrated by men and a day of mourning for women.
-mane its hfas day, what you think i should get my girl? that p-ssy was hurt’n for a squirt’n so i had to give it to her.

-sh-t why i gotta buy a present for hfas day. all i did was pop a cap in her b-tt?

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