HFP
hfp stands for hands-free pee, the phenomenon in which no hands are needed to urinate. while women are (usually) regularly capable of hfp, men who stand up to urinate often miss. hfp in men is usually attributed to a mild b-n-r that perfects the angle of urination; however, other factors may affect hfp.
experiencing hfp is said to make a man’s day.
jay: “dude! you just came out of the bathroom without washing your hands! what gives?”
greg: “i didn’t have to! i got a hfp, so all that i had to do was whip it out and tuck it in! i’m gonna cancel that 4 o’ clock suicide now!”
jay: “swell!”
hfp- h-lla f-ckin p-ssed
levels of being hfp can be on a scale of ‘p-ssed off’ to ‘eye gouging rage.’
person 1: i was hfp when that b-tch walked up to me at the party and acted like nothing had happened
see bat sh-t insane
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