HGV


a heavy goods vehicle is a term used almost exclusively in europe and britain to describe trucks or lorries that carry a weight of more than 3.500 kilograms. (for you americans that might not be able to claculate that is 7,716lb)
can also mean hepat-tis g virus
“dude, check out that m-ssive hgv !”
“despite the fact my mother being only a little bit overweight, those jokes were already out of fashion when you started making them”
“no need to hurt my feelings man.”
home girl’s v-g-n-, meant as a reference to a very bad musty odor similiar to that of a unsanitary girl’s v-g-n-.
hey dude! you smell like (hgv)home girl’s v-g-n-!

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