HHDDVVDDBVD
theoretical future of video disks. dvd was too boring, blu-ray didn’t use a popular enough color, red-ray sounds too s-xual, and hddvd doesn’t have enough repeated letters to sound catchy. thus, the hhddvvddbvd. n-body honestly knows what the h-ll it means, and posts as to the unabbreviated version are all speculation.
this theoretical future is planned out in red vs blue, which is already in another theoretical future. this is -ssumed to be soon, since one person still used roombas (although with built in smartphones and plays mp3s)
sarge: everyone knows blu-ray… is gonna be red-ray. heh heh.
grif: what about hddvd?
sarge: bad marketing. not enough repeated letters in the name to be catchy. so it’s being replaced with hhddvvddbvds.
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