Hi-Brow Blumpkin
the act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives f-ll-t–. one person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also p-ssing excrement in the actual toilet. thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.
man i just received the most amazing hi-brow blumpkin from a tranny in a cahokia gas station.
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