Hi-Jaked
the process of being taken, schooled, taught a lesson or having something stolen from oneself in a suave or debonair fashion by a person named jake. this usually relates to interactions with females and other social activities but can also pertain to video games, sports, an several categories of work/employment.
not to be confused with hijacked which mainly correlates to the above listed items and a person bearing the name jack.
“hey, that girl is giving me the look; i think i might go and talk to her”
“better hurry up man, i saw jake around here and you don’t want to get hi-jaked, it keeps happening every time one of those jakes shows up”
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