hiaasen
one who makes people laugh by eating grotesque projectiles such as a) anything off the ground b) anything that has been in someone’s mouth c) someone else’s bodily fluids and/or c) his own bodily fluids. he may also be extremely lucky at poker or other card games, though exhibiting no skill. a “hiaasen” can also be cl-ssified as an emmerging molester (ie: throwing a nickle down to look up a teacher’s skirt) or one with a terrible haircut. also, the person can be seen walking around school wearing one of his 5 tshirts that can say “freakin’ sweet” or “do i know you?” in an attempt to imitate the acclaimed show family guy. in addition, a “hiaasen” is someone with a red or flaky face due to acne and a lack of showering. anyone known to have touched, kissed, or dated a hiaasen has a terrible sense of judgement, looking for action, or is a man.
dude… did you here about the kid that ate sommy’s spit-up starburst? what a hiaasen!
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