hibernating bear
the act of taking a cr-p in the cistern of the toilet. the t-rd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.
person 1: omg i just flushed the toilet and sh-t came out instead of water
person 2: dude you awoke my bear, it’s been hibernating for the last 4 weeks
person 1: you did a hibernating bear in my toilet…you’re seriously f-cked, we are not firends anymore
person 2: f-ck off, its the funniest thing ever
person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
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