hickory shampoo
n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton – traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree – is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.
cop 1: “last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when i went to arrest him. now he’s in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned.”
cop 2: “how’d you get him?”
cop 1: “gave him the ol’ hickory shampoo.”
cop 2: “d-mn…”
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