Hidden Seagull
the hidden seagull:
secretly masturbating while watching a couple have s-x, then once you’ve blown your load in your hand, run over to the couple and slap the s-m-n around one of them. seagulls do not aim when they excrete so point of contact is not overly important. you then need to run out of the room whilst making a loud seagull caww.
1. “i woke up and they were having s-x right next to me!”
2. “omg what did you do?!”
1. ” what any man would do in that situation, the hidden seagull”
or
“i’d love to do the hidden seagull one day”
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