hide the poo


a game, originating from a small indigenous tribe in the amazon where one member would excrete into ones hand and hide the poo in the personal belongings of another tribe member’s humble abode. discovered by the spanish in 1864 the game has become a worldwide phenomenon. including such famous games as the mystery poo of 88 where prince albert hid an abnormally large one and it took queen victoria a good four months to find it…
nick clegg: did you leave this poo here?
david cameron: i thought we were playing hide the poo?
nick clegg: no… no we weren’t
a game played within a friends house. the aim being to hide faecal matter somewhere in the house for as long as possible.
i played hide the poo in sasha’s house, 6months later and she still hasn’t found it!

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