hidorabis
adorable and hilarious simultaneously
hidorabis: i ask olivia (age 5) about her and a boy hitting each other today at school.
i asked,”did u hit him or kick him?”.
olivia said, “i tae kwon do’ed him! and he doesn’t know tae kwon do…”. end of story…
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