High Crime
a crime commited while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. high crimes are usually fairly harmless and poorly thought out. they are met with regret or a completely loss of memory of their occurance the next day. victims of these crimes are usually perplexed as to why they were targeted. vandialism, theft, and verbal/physical -ssult are most common.
guy: “this random guy started talking sh-t to me at the bar then shoved me!”
friend: “sounds like you were a victim of a high crime.”
homeowner: “i went outside this morning and my lawn furniture was missing!”
officer: “i’ve seen alot of these, it was probably a high crime. nothing i can do.”
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