High Desert Mullet


the facial mullet – the extreme goatee. the facial hair the is gown on the chin in abundance but shaved on the sides and long in the front.

often worn by men who need to keep chins warm in the cold high desert.

common among hunters and motorcycles riders.

squirrel tail glued to the face.
check out the high desert mullet on that guy!

when bfw asked to ride on the back of his hog, he stroked his high desert mullet then roosted her as he rode away.

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