High Fructose Porn Syrup
a euphemism for s-m-n.
1.
lizzy: becky i did not like the taste of his high fructose p-rn syrup! it tasted like boogers!
becky: yeah beck i told you, all he eats are mcdonalds angus third-pounders, he’s bound to taste like sh-t…and how do you know what boogers taste like?
2.
dude peter north absolutely coated tawnee stone with his high fructose corn syrup. she had to use half a bottle of pert plus to get it out of her hair. i’ll bet she had sweet dreams that night…if you know what i mean.
(1) partic-p-ting in a serious organic-eating lifestyle with a partner, then later discovering that this partner is looking at “airbrushed” online or print p-rnography stuff outside of your relationship.
(2) a “sweet” looking female with huge b–bage that visually inspires men to think about p-rn.
“i went online, and caught my supposedly organic boyfriend looking at high fructose p-rn syrup!”
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