High Jumper


an amazingly awesome track athlete that does the hardest event in all of track! high jumpers must have speed, endurance, flexibility, agility, guts, and they have to look good! thats right! high jumpers are extremely good looking! they have to run at full speed at a stationary object and if they don’t jump at the perfect time they will either completely miss the mat and land on the ground or fall on the bar and get nasty battle scars. if they do jump at the right time they have to go into contortionist mode and get their entire body over the bar and try not to land on their head! and they look s-xy throughout the entire process!
jane is one of the best high jumpers in the state, she cleared 5’6″ at yesterdays meet!

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