high-tarded


a state in which one is under a strong influence of marijuana, greatly inhibiting their ability to think clearly and control their behavior, making one seem almost mentally handicapped.
this weed’s got me so hightarded, i can’t even tie my shoes.
when you’ve gone and smoked yourself r-t-rded, or you are r-t-rded and stoned. either way, you are high-tarded.
at the grocery store…

laura: i think our sacker was high!

jp: uh, no, i think he was just “slow”

laura: dude, i guess that makes him high-tarded.

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