High Test
1. (noun/verb): a test to test if someone has achieved a proper high on marijuana at the request of the smoker or friends, or done by surprise with the intention to scare the sh-t out of said smoker. the test is usually considered successful when the stoner’s heart rate increases, they hold their chest from fright, a man screams like a lil girl, loss of balance, and/or become more startled or panic because of their high.
constantly holding out your pet snake and making hissing sounds like it is a cobra is considered a cruel unnerving but hilarious timeless high test, as the stoner would most likely like scooter the boa if they were not so f-cked up at the moment.
jen: eh, how can i tell if i’m really high?
fred: i know a high test. follow my hands. you’re going down a hallway.
you turn
right…
you turn
left…
right…
left…
brickwall!!!
jen: ahhhh! i was so startled i fell out of my chair.
fred: lmao! your face was priceless! lolol1337
jen: i think i just peed my pants; i’m definitely high.
#1: old-school term for premium/high octane fuel.
#2: also more modernly used as slang term to note things of high quality.
#1: fill-er-up with high test, dude…groovy!
#2: man, that guitar is friggin’ high test! if i only had the three grand to buy it…
insanely good marijuana, no particular name, it’s just always amazing
me: yo man can i get a 1/4 of high test?
you: sure, i havn’t smoked sh-t that good in weeks.
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