high

the state i am in now. for the 5 people who have never gotten high, i will try to explain it. at first, before you are really high, you become really giddy and will laugh at the slightest thing. you also may remember random things and pointlessly share them. when you are high, it feels very much like your dreaming. when you are sober, it may be hard to remember wut happened when you were high, much like how its hard to remember a dream after you wake up. when you are high, your vision gets messed up. some people compare it to watching your vision in a movie theater. for example, if you turned on your tv while high, it may seem like you are sitting in a movie theater watching a movie of yourself turning on a tv in the first person. also, you see things in a different perspective. if you are high enough, your own house can seem completely different! music is also heard in a different perspective. it can seem like the music surrounds you. i like to describe it as being “in the music”. different music can have different effects on you. old school rock can make you trip out or go crazy. rap can make you freestyle better than you ever thought possible. techno can actually sound cool. your balance and coordination are afffected when you are high. you frequently move around and almost fall if you’re high enough. simple tasks (like typing this) can be a lot harder when you’re high. also watching things can be different, particulary animated things. i strongly recomend watchin the animatrix while high to find out what im talkin about. i tried my best to explain being high, but really the only way to understand it is to get high yourself. so, for you five who have never gotten high, go get lots of weed and smoke it now! note: once you’ve been smoking weed for a while, it can be very hard to achieve the state i described.
i took one hit of that dro out of the gravity bong and i was high!
you know your -high- when you exhibit the following characteristics:

1. you laugh uncontrollably because you realize how high you are and how high everyone else is and how everything else you wouldn’t give a second thought about when your sober is now compltely ridicoulous.
2. your vision gets really sensitive and your eyes may feel like they’re messed up. don’t worry, thats just pressure being relieve from them caused by an excess of blood flow to the cornea and conjuctiva.
3. you find yourself thinking about something deeply introspective (metacognition) and then completely forget what you were thinking about, then spend all your mental energy on trying to remember what you were thinking about, only for you to forget that you were trying to remember something you forgot about and just start to think about something completley different.
4. your s-xual desire will increase, and you will talk to anything that you want to engages in s-xual intercourse with, with complete disregard for what your actually saying. if you do engage in a s-xual act you will find that it will be incredible and every sensation you feel will be better by an exponential margin.
5. music sounds amazing. you will hear every single instrument used, without really listening to it. certain genres of music and certain musicians will make your high feel elevated. music will put your mind into a pensive and contemplative state and you can spend hours engaged in this activity.
6. your apet-te will increase and you will find that every piece of food you consume tastes ridiculously amazing. you will not realize how much food you consume until someone tells you that you ate the entire bag of cheetohs, at which point you will look for a bag of doritos or fun-yuns
7. you will aprecciate everything around you and a state of absolute euphoria will encomp-ss your psychological activity. stress and worry will be reduced by a large amount.
8. confusion sets in and you will find yourself baffled at very elementary problems. (note– never do you homework or attempt to take a test under the influence of marijuana)

heres a tip: get your group of your best friends and some weed over to your back yard. turn on some pink floyd or bone thugs-n-harmony. roll a blunt, (cigar sized marijuana cigarette) p-ss it around, relax and enjoy the good time your spending with your friends.
“i’m so -high- right now.”