Highway Commando


to cross more than one lane of traffic in a single lane change maneuver. exponential bonus points are given for each lane crossed after the second. peeling out grants a multiplier. each car within the danger zone around the driver who is highway commando’ing is considered a casualty.
truck too large? we need the wide lane? commence highway commando.

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