Highway Hazard
1. a person that engages in dangerously distracting behavior while driving on the interstate, probably due to brain damage, insanity, or a criminal lack of common sense.
2. a jack-ss that talks on his cell phone while swerving through traffic at 80 mph.
3. a douche bag that you see on the interstate that is creeping into your lane because he’s looking down at a text message instead of at the road.
4. a bottom feeder driving down the highway at 5:00 in the morning with their cabin light on so that they can read the book propped up on their steering wheel.
5. a f-ckless t-rd that eats a full breakfast requiring both hands and/or utensils while pathetically trying not to endanger every single other person on the freeway.
i saw a total highway hazard on the way to work this morning. this b-tch was smoking with one hand and texting with the other; who the f-ck knows how she was steering. why do we let people like that breed again? that’s the kind of dumb-ss that only wears a seatbelt because the law says they have to.
my carpool buddy decided to look up amendments on his phone while driving yesterday. dude’s turning into a f-cking highway hazard.
so my friend texted me like 10 times while i was driving home from work last week. after i got home and actually checked the texts, i called him back and told him not to get his panties in a bunch. i sure as sh-t not going to be a highway hazard. f-ck that; i saw seven pounds.
Read Also:
- hilarior
causing great merriment, extremely funny, marked by or causing hilarity. caused by a t9 typo in a text message of the word hilarious. what was meant to be hilarious becomes hilarior. “have you seen scarlet takes a tumble on youtube yet?” “yeah! that video was absolutely hilarior!”
- 'av it
the term used to describe engaging in extreem or exciting activity, with no doubt or fear of failure. often used shortly before a wicked night out on the town! heading into the club, expecting to have a wicked night… “let’s ‘av it!” driving on the motorway in the rain at 90mph, hitting a large puddle […]
- douginhymer
a piece of p–p that hangs from you -ss hole like a dingleberry that smells horid! dude, did you just drop a huge douginhymer in the bathroom? it smells like sh-t!
- Alerk
combination of alert and awake. after being splashed with water and stabbed with a knife timmy became very alerk and was ready for retaliation.
- KIPZ
kipz are a very amazing species of creatures, hailing from the great lands of hoenn. kipz are serious business. the dangerous kipz, killed my entire family.