Highway Hummer
a bl-wj-b given while driving at speeds of over 60-79 mph. not to be confused with a suburban suck-down which would be conducted at speeds of 25-59 mph or a speedway suck job which would be at speeds of 80+ mph.
the distinctions are important b/c if pulled over in the act the ticket price declines with rising difficulty.
had the salewoman, lisa p, not given me a highway hummer during my test drive, i probably wouldn’t have bought this used 1995 dihatsu. although i just bought it last week, i’m thinking of going for another test drive asap.
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