hijackulate
when a male promises to pull out but doesn’t and he accidentally -j-c-l-t-s into his partners mouth, v-g-n-, -n-s, eye… ect.
oh man, i got caight up in the moment and totally hijackulated her mouth… she was p-ssed!
v. 1. to hijack or take over an object, seat, position, or plane, through the use of one’s mid-flight man milk, or vigorous masturbation in which an -j-c-l-t–n occurs.
note that this can this -can- be accomplished through forcible hijacking, followed by masturbation, as long as ejaculatory fluid makes contact with the hijacked individual/s. this can sometimes be difficult when the hijacked individual runs like a b-tch or does not fight back.
2. to m-st-rb-t- on a plane, either in full view of p-ssengers or in a bathroom.
1. you just got hijaculated, b-tch. swallow.
2. “dude, i just hijackulated that plane.” “f-ck yeah.”
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