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• Hillarectum

  an unpleasant medical condition where sh-t keeps leaking out your -ss, similar to the way it constantly flows out of hillary clinton’s mouth. phil: “dude, something stinks!” jeff: “yeah, i have a case of hillar-ct-m. sorry ’bout the smell.” phil: “maybe you should get an obama to take care of that.”

• Hill Run

  driving mountain roads while becoming increasingly trashed off keystone light, busch and/or hamm’s. the driver usually partakes in drinking on the first half of the trip, but stops on the second half so he won’t be too drunk on the way back through town. music is usually blared to the point of blowing speakers and […]

• Hindu Rupee

  when giving oral pleasure to a female, with the man lying on his back and the female “hovering” above his head, said female gets lazy and receives said man’s forehead with her -n-s, leaving a brown mark between the eyes. thus the hindu rupee. 1.) clarissa, while receiving oral pleasure, sat on ferguson’s face, leaving […]

• Hissile

  the name for a “australian” drift missile. a car that is deliberately aimed for objects on the track. eg: tyres or walls did you just see luke’s hissile take those tires out?

• hit 'dem guts!

  while having s-xual intercouse, the process in which the male acheives maximum penetration resulting in impact to the uterus and surrounding internal organs. john: “dude, so how’d it go with the red head last night?” jim: “oh my gosh, dude i had her upside down, b-lls deep, and hit ‘dem guts! and she loved it!” […]

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