hilare
short for hilarious.
best used in abnormally shortened sentences.
not me: “so, at this office they offered me a soda, but i couldn’t find an apprope time to drink it during the interview…
…and then i tried to get up, but tripped and started rolling down the stairs… i held onto my soda the whole time, so when i got up i had soda fizzing down my face!!”
me: “hilare.”
when something is really funny but not quite funny enough to actually finish the word hilarious!
todays definithing.com word of the day is hilare!
internet slang for f-cking funny (hilarious)
usually used sarcastically
or in a sarcastic tone but they still think its actually funny
girl: she was cute tho
girl: 2nd prettiest gal there
girl: next to me of course duh
guy: har har har
guy: hilares
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